Harry potter fan question?

i personally believe that if u eat dog **** then u will someday grow up to be a successful person like the son of sam. I personally believe that if you eat 3 to four cats everyday then some day u will become successful. Remember that because that is what my tee ball coach taught me when i was younger and it really helped me in the long run. now i have become a successful employee of the month working at McDonald's because of my tee ball coach.