Will any doctor in the U.S. do the lap band/gastric byp surgery on me???

no. gastric byp surgery is only considered for people ~100lbs overweight. Stop pigging out, count your calories and eat nutritious foods and drink more water. get on your feet more, you say you don't have time to exercise- walking is an exercise, walk around your office, school, block, whatever! you'll just have to work at it, that procedure is used to treat clinical obesity, and you are at a perfectly healthy weight.